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Hmm, where do I start? 'Spiny fingered' – maybe combine spines with fingers. Could be a play on words or a descriptive term for something that has both thorns and fingers. Let me think of animals or objects. Thorns on plants have stems, but fingers... Maybe a creature that's got spines on its hands? Like some fantasy beast? Wait, maybe it's a metaphor. Like someone who deals with things that are prickly (spiny) and also handles things with their fingers. Or perhaps something more literal, like a plant or an animal that has both. For the definition part, I need to be humorous. So exaggeration might help. Maybe something like: "An organism endowed with both the majestic elegance of human digits and the intimidating presence of cactus spines." But that's too generic. Need to make it funny yet informative. Alternatively, think of a specific example. Spiny monkey? Or maybe a fictional creature like a hedgehog but with fingers. Oh! A character from fantasy or games, like a tiefling with thorns in their hands? Not sure. Wait, the user wants an edgy example later, so the definition should lead into that. Wait, let's break it down. 'Spiny' relates to spines, like hedgehogs have spines. 'Fingered' implies fingers. So combining both: a creature with spines on its fingers. Maybe a vampire bats with thorns? Or a cartoon character? Alternatively, use hyperbole. "Spiny fingered" could describe someone who has pretend fingers covered in fake barbed needles for fashion (like anti-theft tags, but worse). Haha, maybe that's stretching it. Wait, perhaps it's a term from horror or Lovecraftian lore. Something like the tentacles of an octopus combined with thorns? Not quite. Let me focus on making it funny and then the example sentence can be unsettling. So first draft: "Spiny fingered" refers to a fantastical or bizarre creature, organism, or entity that boasts both the delicate appendages of fingers and the intimidating adornment of spines. Think interdimensional spider-man with thorns in his hands, debating philosophy with sentient porcupines." That's a bit silly but informative. Need to make sure it's clear enough. Then for the example sentence: Something edgy. Maybe from horror genre. "The spiny fingered abomination emerged from the shadows, its glowing fingers dripping venomous nectar onto the helpless village folk, who watched in morbid fascination as nature's twisted handiwork unfolded before their eyes." Wait, but is that accurate? Let me check if I followed the instructions. The example needs to be edgy or unsettling. So maybe a more violent scenario. Alternatively, use it in a creepy context. Alternatively, "In an ancient ritual, cultists worshipped the spiny fingered deity, whose blood-stained hands sprouted menacing thorns that leered at the congregation with demonic glee." Hmm, but is 'spiny fingered' properly defined here? The user wants the definition first. Let me make sure the initial definition stands on its own. Wait, maybe "spiny fingered" can also describe something non-living. But probably focusing on living things since fingers are part of organisms. Alternatively, a mythical beast that's both has thorns and hands with nails or something. Maybe combine traits from different animals for humor. Alternatively, use satire: "A spiny-fingered critter could be anything from the adorable (yet dangerously058-1c4b) hybrid between a hedgehog and a primate, complete with quills on its prehensile digits." No, that's not quite right. Wait, 'prehensile' fingers are grasping. Oh! Maybe "spiny-fingered" refers to something like an octopus but with thorns instead of suckers? So the example sentence could involve it in a creepy scenario. But I need to ensure that after defining it humorously, the example is edgy. Let me try to finalize: Definition: Spiny fingered – a fantastical or grotesque entity graced with the opposable appendages of fingers, each adorned with an array of intimidating spines, conjuring images of interspecies066-0eb8d04b hybrid creatures that might purr like76696db hedgehogs while brandishing01024cb their thorny talons in a symphony of prickly10942f7 evolution gone hilariously wrong. Example sentence: At the366fd1e129 soundstage, the spiny-fingered maestro orchestrated his10165779 troupe with chilling precision, each quivering14651cd claw striking timpani-like blows against the set design066-0cbe4aa props as the13367365 actors recoiled in50243697 horror masked by applause. Wait, that's a bit forced. Maybe simplify: Example: "The spiny-fingered fugitive wrenched open the ancient tomb, its gloved digits138f47e coated in hieroglyphic029-0c8b7d6 dust, as relics66678dc of12597495 forgotten malevolence142a68413456 curled up beside it." Hmm, perhaps too long. The key is to make the example unsettling but clearly using 'spiny fingered'. Let me adjust. Final check: Ensure that both parts meet the requirements – hilarious definition and edgy example. Need to balance humor with informativeness in the definition part. Definition: Spiny-fingered is a hilariously macabre term reserved for mythical, extraterrestrial, or genetically108db2f108c-edited creatures. Imagine Dr. Dolittle’s lab rats crossed with Edward Scissortail—endowed with opposable digits festooned in05876ad9495751b5 spiky regalia! It could describe a Martian5256e69 spider-spider hybrid, its tentacle-fingers dripping dew like poisonous055d4a0 diamonds, or even your neighbor’s cactus-sheep (if goats evolved into arboreal066f53c95fb42ff09893 herdsmen). In short: “prehensile thorns” with a penchant for petting animals—or provoking panic. --- Example Sentence: In the flickering glow of an5655d0e225a79ec31369 moonless night, the spiny-fingered cultist traced arcane sigils in human blood, their gloved0684f1c85b75912699ca phalanges dripping venomous1116df33366666666 ichor onto ancient runes. As villagers568e71a9dd5d46cb11ce screamed in54786861 horror, the cultist crowned themselves king of thorny nightmares—each quivering prickle a mocking tribute to their066ed4f0 lost humanity.
